Shawna was so excited she couldn't contain herself. She selflessly waited until I could join her (thanks pal) for the adventure of Dollywood. For those of you who have not had the pleasure, it is a Dolly Parton themed amusement/water park set in her hometown of Pigeon Forge, TN. Dolly was rumoured to be floating around during opening weekend, so Shawna had her eyeballs wide open for that cute little plastic surgery nightmare. I mean... Dolly is a sweetheart, I'm sure. And she has purely amazing music.
One more turn!
The grand entrance.
Can't you just read the enthusiasm in my body language!? If you can't hear the subtext of sarcasm in my typing, I'm not doing this right.
They had a professional 'Stroller Watcher' with specified stoller parking. Wow, I'm surprised they didn't just say "Drop yer chillins hure!"
This fellow has the unfortunate job of guessing ages and weights.
He got mine wrong so I won a prize! Needless to say, you don't overshoot a woman's weight by a full 35 pounds! Not even to give me a cheesy toy. I wasn't planning on keeping the toy so Shawna suggested I find the first well-mannered child I see and give it to them. Ok, sounds like a plan!! I held onto the toy for quite some time...
The auditorium for the Celtic show we went to see. Kinda like a bad Elvis impression of Riverdance with jazz hands.
Don't believe me? Here's a video.
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